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  2. obentomusubi:

    “your nails are fab.”

    “thx. they’re blue like ur eyes.”

    (Source: didriksha-mani)

     
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  4. CHRISTMAS IDK

    (via fyeahadventuretime)

     
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  6. A fuckload of classic literature:

    1. 1984 by George Orwell
    2. A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
    3. A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
    4. A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
    5. Aesop’s Fables by Aesop
    6. Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë
    7. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll
    8. Andersen’s Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen
    9. Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery
    10. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
    11. Around the World in 80 Days by Jules Verne
    12. Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche
    13. Bleak House by Charles Dickens
    14. Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
    15. David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
    16. Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell
    17. Dracula by Bram Stoker
    18. Dubliners by James Joyce
    19. Emma by Jane Austen
    20. Erewhon by Samuel Butler
    21. For the Term of His Natural Life by Marcus Clarke
    22. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
    23. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
    24. Grimms Fairy Tales by the brothers Grimm
    25. Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift
    26. Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
    27. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
    28. Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson
    29. Lady Chatterly’s Lover by D. H. Lawrence
    30. Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
    31. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
    32. Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
    33. Middlemarch by George Eliot
    34. Moby Dick by Herman Melville
    35. Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
    36. Nostromo: A Tale of the Seaboard by Joseph Conrad
    37. Notes from the Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky
    38. Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham
    39. Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
    40. Paradise Lost by John Milton
    41. Persuasion by Jane Austen
    42. Pollyanna by Eleanor H. Porter
    43. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
    44. Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
    45. Sense and Sensibility, by Jane Austen
    46. Sons and Lovers by D. H. Lawrence
    47. Swanns Way by Marcel Proust
    48. Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
    49. Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald
    50. Tess of the d’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy
    51. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
    52. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
    53. The Brothers Karamazov, by Fyodor Dostoevsky
    54. The Great Gatsby
    55. The Hound of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle
    56. The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky
    57. The Iliad by Homer
    58. The Island of Doctor Moreau by H. G. Wells
    59. The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
    60. The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper
    61. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving
    62. The Odyssey by Homer
    63. The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle
    64. The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
    65. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
    66. The Portrait of a Lady by Henry James
    67. The Prince by Nicolo Machiavelli
    68. The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy
    69. The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
    70. The Tales of Mother Goose by Charles Perrault
    71. The Thirty Nine Steps by John Buchan
    72. The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Duma
    73. The Time Machine by H. G. Wells
    74. The Trial by Franz Kafka
    75. The War of the Worlds by H. G. Wells
    76. Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
    77. Ulysses by James Joyce
    78. Utopia by Sir Thomas More
    79. Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray
    80. Within A Budding Grove by Marcel Proust
    81. Women In Love by D. H. Lawrence
    82. Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

    Click on the motherfucking Hypelinks bitches.

    Here! Have a fuckload of modern literature, too!

    1. A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
    2. A Study In Scarlet - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
    3. Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter - Seth Grahame-Smith
    4. An Abundance of Katherines - John Green
    5. Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
    6. Bossypants - Tina Fey
    7. Breakfast At Tiffany’s - Truman Capote
    8. Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
    9. Catcher In The Rye - J.D. Salinger
    10. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
    11. City of Bones - Cassandra Clare
    12. Clockwork Angel - Cassandra Clare
    13. Damned - Chuck Palahniuk
    14. Darkly Dreaming Dexter - Jeff Lindsay
    15. Dead Until Dark - Charlaine Harris
    16. Ender’s Game - Orson Scott Card
    17. Everything Is Illuminated - Jonathan Safran Foer
    18. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close - Jonathan Safran Foer
    19. Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury
    20. Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
    21. Go The Fuck To Sleep - Adam Mansbach
    22. I Am America (And So Can You!) - Stephen Colbert
    23. I Am Number Four - Pittacus Lore
    24. Inkheart - Cornelia Funke
    25. It - Stephen King
    26. Life of Pi - Yann Martel
    27. Lolita - Vladmir Nabokov
    28. Marked - Kristin Cast
    29. Memoirs Of A Geisha - Arthur Golden
    30. My Sister’s Keeper - Jodi Picoult
    31. Never Let Me Go - Kazuo Ishiguro
    32. One Day - David Nicholls
    33. Paper Towns - John Green
    34. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief - Rick Riordan
    35. Pretty Little Liars - Sara Shepard
    36. Slaughterhouse Five - Kurt Vonnegut
    37. Snow White And The Huntsman - Lily Blake
    38. The Book Thief - Markus Zusak
    39. The Bourne Identity - Robert Ludlum
    40. The Giver - Lois Lowry
    41. The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
    42. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
    43. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
    44. The Notebook - Nicholas Sparks
    45. The Outsiders - S.E. Hinton
    46. The Perks of Being A Wallflower - Stephen Chbosky
    47. The Princess Diaries - Meg Cabot
    48. The Things They Carried - Tim O’Brien
    49. The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
    50. The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams
    51. Tuesdays With Morrie - Mitch Albom
    52. Uglies - Scott Westerfeld
    53. Vampire Diaries: The Awakening - L.J. Smith
    54. Water For Elephants - Sara Gruen
    55. Wicked - Gregory Maguire

    (Source: nachosauruz, via robdelaney)

     

  7. workaholics:

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    I’m very sad to report that we’ve lost a member of the Workaholics family.

    Jet Set Hudson passed away late last week, after contributing some of the funniest, sweetest moments of our just wrapped season 3.

    Jet Set lit up every room he walked into; every set he was on, and truly touched…

     
  8. BRAD I’M READY FOR YOU

    (via fyeahadventuretime)

     
  9. dontmakeme-sing:

    beary scary

    KISS MEEE

     
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  11. (Source: lukepelletier)

     
  12. homesickpipe:

    Charlie in his Glass Elevator, exploring the world

     
  13. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Source: moviesimpsons)

     
  14. dailyoddcompliment:

    “Weird Attention”

    prolly

     
  15. i wish i spoke bear. i love them it gives me tears

    (Source: joeydeangelis)